25 June 2009

Doing my best to piss off the Right Wing

I was having a discussion via Twitter with theoldbat1, aka @RutheeS, about abortion rights and things like that, and some conservative jerkoff budged his way into our conversation with this:

@jay_pe: @zatzie @RutheeS baby murderers. Your fake concern for others is not honorable. Your mother was pro-life but you are a disgrace.

@zatzie: @jay_pe @RutheeS Actually, my mother had an abortion before me because her baby would have been born with no brain stem. So fuck off. When's the last time you actually did something good for another living person anyway? Inconsiderate, judgmental jerk.

(That is absolutely true, by the way, about my mom.)

@jay_pe: @zatzie pottymouth = you chose death to boys & girls. Nice choice freaks.

@zatzie: @jay_pe I am assuming you are pro-war? How many boys and girls have you willingly and supportively sent off to be killed in Iraq? How kind.

In short, YES! Doing my best to piss off the self-righteous bastards of the right wing! Huzzah! I'm sure this will continue...I will post highlights if I get really good ones.

24 June 2009

The hypocrisy is staggering

Another righteous, religious-Christian Republican politician bites the dust:

Republican Gov. Sanford admits extramarital affair

After going missing for a few days, the governor of South Carolina admitted that not only was he in Argentina (which first off I don't think is that big a deal), but he had an affair with an Argentinian...woman, I am assuming. The article doesn't actually say, but for the sake of fairness I'll just assume it was a woman. Although the alternative kinda gives me a nice giggle.

But oh! The hypocrisy! Here's another one of these righteous, God-Is-Good Republicans preaching about how we need to be faithful to our spouses and not have sex with people we are not married to....banging another woman. Tsk, tsk.

You know, I don't give a crap if you want to tell people to be righteous and monogamous and abstinent, but at least practice what you preach, how about? Let us not tell other people what they ought to be doing and then do differently ourselves. Evidently, there's a lot of people out there who rule by the "do as I say, not as I do" example.

Yes, yes, I know that not only Republicans have affairs. Look at Eliot Spitzer. But it's usually the Repubs who are the ones spouting about the church and abstinence and being faithful...and then they're also the ones who end up DOING all the shit they tell you not to do. "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown," evidently. Look at Larry Craig. And Ted Haggard.

Yes, you're leading by righteous example now! And Jesus thanks you for it.

23 June 2009

To my conservative family and friends:

Dear conservative friends and family members:

Don't send me your bullshit right-wing pro-gun pro-life pro-church anti-other countries except America propaganda e-mails. In return, I, the liberal, will not send you my radical, left-wing pro-gun control pro-choice pro-science pro-other countries except America propaganda e-mails.

I bring it up because I never send out liberal-slanted e-mails to you, my conservative friends and family members, but you seem to send me your bullshit all the time. It's not as if you don't know I'm liberal. What, do you think I'm actually going to read your shit? Certainly not, it's going in the trash bin immediately. Good god, that pisses me off.

Thanks. Glad we could come to terms on this one.

Z

22 June 2009

Open Invitation

Another headline that just made me cringe:

People on terrorist watch list allowed to buy guns

My blog just writes itself sometimes, doesn't it?

Yes, forget about the yellow-orange-red alert color days or the grand efforts of the Office of Homeland Security, let's just let these people just walk right into America (because we're so good at keeping them out) and then give them guns! Perfect! It's 9/11 2.0! Yes, isn't this just the next thing we need. Known troublemakers on the terrorist watch list being allowed to legally buy guns...that's just almost asking them to come and shoot us!

Hello! Is anyone awake in there? I think not.

Maybe I will stay in New Zealand when I get there next year. America is pissing me off more and more these days.

15 June 2009

Damn hippies...

I drove past an old VW bug this afternoon that was bedecked in peace symbols and stickers representing equality and peace, and yet all the same, there was a giant sign plastered to the back bumper that loudly asked, "WHERE IS OBAMA'S PAPERS?"

Oh dear.

Don't forget, kids, "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"

I almost leaned out the window at a red light to ask the driver if she knew that her grammar on the back of the bug was incorrect, but didn't quite get the opportunity. I can usually forgive misplaced apostrophes and incorrect usage of the word "your/you're" but come on...this one was so obvious a 3rd grader could have picked out the plural.

The driver was also pretty young, too, so it's not like I could blame the Summer of Love on the loss of some integral brain cells.

11 June 2009

Well, Moses worked miracles too...

My last post about gun control was pretty timely, wasn't it?

Yesterday a psychopath anti-semite white supremacist names James Von Brunn walked into a Holocaust Memorial museum and shot and killed the security guard, who also just happened to be black. Oh boy. Can we ask ourselves again how this man got a gun in his hands? I bet it was through legal means.

But anyway, I did have a tiny laugh while I was watching the news story about this. The news stated that the police found notebooks in Brunn's car with stuff saying "The Holocaust is a lie. Obama was created by Jews."

Please, explain this one to me. I'm really curious to know how they worked this one. I know the Jews are supposed to be the Children of God and all that, but damn, they're good! Moses isn't the only Jew who did really awesome things, evidently. I wanna find the Jew who created Obama and give him a hug.

09 June 2009

Little ol' thing I like to call "gun control"

Let's talk gun control.

This is actually a topic I meant to write about a few days ago, but for one reason or another kept forgetting. It was a headline on CNN tonight, so I remembered.

Last week, 2 Army recruiters were shot in Little Rock, Arkansas while they stood outside their recruiting office smoking a cigarette. One of them was killed. Both of them were Privates, and the one who survived had only just started at the recruiting site. The man who killed them was a self-converted Muslim who had "issues" with the United States for things we have done to Muslims in the past.

I will preface this whole thing by saying that I don't think his being a Muslim had anything to do with it. Muslims get the bad rap for being extremists and fanatics, and to a point some of them are, there's no doubt about that. But shall I remind you that 2 weeks ago an abortionist was shot and killed by a Christian who I would definitely call an extremist. Nevertheless, the guy who shot these two Army recruiters was a psychopath, and a psychopath is a psychopath, doesn't matter if they're praying to Allah or Jesus or any other invisible man in the sky. Unfortunately for him, it just adds more fuel to the fire of Americans' biased hatred for Muslims in general. But that's a story for another time.

What this is about is gun control. And the question is, how did this guy even get a gun in the first place? Not just any gun, mind you. According to the article I read, he had in his possession a semi-automatic rifle, a .22-caliber rifle, and a .380-caliber pistol. That's some heavy duty shit there. How on earth did this nutjob get his hands on these weapons?

Two words: Gun control.

Or perhaps, lack thereof.

Again, let me explain some things. I am not one of these liberal pacifists who think that nobody should have guns. This is America, and such things should be allowed. Do I think that having a gun in the home is necessary? No, not one bit. Unless you are police officer, there is no need to have a gun in the home--and even a police officer only has one because it's a requirement for being on the job. So no, I don't think that people need to have guns. But I'm not going to say that they can't. My uncle owns a security business and is also an avid, responsible hunter. He's also a responsible gun owner. I respect his choice to keep guns in his household because he is responsible with them. Some people, unfortunately, are not.

I shall, however, take a moment to point out one thing. Anti-gun control lobbyists say that it is written in the Constitution that you have the right to bear arms. Well, kinda. It actually says that you can have a gun if you're a member of a militia. And there aren't that many militia around today. So just keep that in mind.

Moving on. I am okay with responsible gun ownership and the right (however misconstrued it may be) to legally purchase a gun. What I am not okay with is the lack of control that allows people like this nutjob to get his hands on weapons like a semi-automatic rifle when he should in fact be in a psychiatric ward of a hospital. Does that sound sensible to anyone other than myself? What about Seung-Hui Cho, who killed 32 people at Virginia Tech, or Harris and Klebold at Columbine High? By all accounts, all of these people bought their weapons legally. And that's the part that just grinds my gears. How can we say that we are a country with responsible gun control laws when we allow people like these unstable murderers to legally get their hands on weapons that are designed for one thing and one thing only, killing people. And let's not forget the ammunition involved, either. That's also part of the problem. Seung-Hui Cho used hollow-tipped bullets in his attack, which are extremely lethal and make injuries worse. Are these kinds of bullets really necessary? What are we using these guns and bullets for? Defending ourselves, or killing people?

Conservatives balk at the idea of background checks and permits before one is allowed to buy a gun. People like Charleton "From My Cold Dead Hands" Heston insist that we should be able to walk into your average K-Mart and walk out that very afternoon with a gun and ammo for it. This is insanely irresponsible, in my mind. You want to buy a gun? Fine, no problem. Prove that you're sane enough to handle one first. Prove to me that you have a legitimate reason for needing one. Unless you're a hunter, a cop, or a member of a militia or the military, what on earth do you really need a gun for? Home protection? Try locking your doors. If you are that uncomfortable about your earthly posessions that you need to protect them at gunpoint, perhaps you should think about moving to the other side of the tracks.

In short, this blog is not about Muslims or Army recruiters or school shootings. It's about gun control and how we need to start really talking about it in this country. Gun control that means we are paying attention to the mental stability of the people who are attempting to buy these weapons. Perhaps people don't need to have guns in the house, but then again, people don't need cigarettes either. It's a choice. But it should be a responsible one. Like smoking around people, being a concientious gun owner affects other people too.

They say, "My definition of gun control: two hands."

I say, "My definition of gun control: more than two brain cells."

02 June 2009

Ripped from the headlines

Another headline the caught my attention, but in a more amused way:

Scientists track penguin poop from space

Well, thank goodness we took the time to first use research money on curing cancer and AIDS and all that!

Oh, wait....